Jiggaboo Jones - Criminal Journal

Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Kazaami Jackin


The director told me he wanted me to tell people bout a Kazammi box. Wit out givin up too much game if y'all got remote door lock or that satellite door opener shit I can crack that with the box I got from my homeboy from MIT. I ain't took nothing with one lately. I am starting to get bored jackin shit.....

I will show them how to do a jack a fool at an ATM they will video it and I'll put pics up here so you can see what a real nigga can do!!

Monday, September 26, 2005

Time for change?


Got these dudes working on a movie of my life and I am told I could be a comedy man or an actor Like Denzel.
I have benn jackin and trickin folks for so long I don't know If I could do nothing else?
anyway I have to talk to my girl K she always knows what to say.

Thursday, September 22, 2005

More Nigger Shit

I done got cussed out by some Nigga on the Freeway dis morning. He pullt front of me so I tapped my horn at his bitch ass. He gets pissed that I tapped at him so he slows down and starts yelling "Fuck you nigger, And what?"

He is very lucky I didn't yank cousins an drop his ass like he was hot....

Thats all I am saying

Saturday, September 17, 2005

The word Nigger & Jiggaboo ain't shit!


As a true black man with the nickname of Jiggaboo Jones, I don't give two damns about the word Nigger. They fired this man at work because he came in the warehouse where I work and said "How is that number one nigger?" {talking bout me}

I was happy to see Paul the truck driving fool, I said whats up and the boss called him into the office. Paul left through the side door I didn't know he was gone, I was waiting around so I could see if he was still coming over this Saturday for BBQ in the park that we had set up a while ago..

After ten minutes (A long time to be in the bosses office) I went to the office and quietly knocked on the door. Boss Phillip told me to come in.

He asked me if I was looking for Paul I said yeah.
Phillip told me all proud and shit that He Fired Paul because of the ZERO tolerance policy against Racisim..... Ain't that a bitch?!!?!

I said what for Paul ain't no Damn Racist we damn near live with his family outside of work, Paul let me stay in his house when I was having troubles with my girl at home...... I was so Pissed thats prolly why I am writing this right now....

I tried to straighten shit out with the Boss Phillip and he got all fucked up with me....

Then he say...
Do you or do you not find the word "Nigger" offensive....
I said Naw!
Nigger ain't shit I find lots of other shit much worse to be said than Nigger....

Then he say...
Well I can't have a white employee yelling hey Nigger from the Street in to the warehouse, I just don't look right Tyrone...

After nearly having to kiss his stankin ass feet he called my boy Paul on his Cell to explain the mistake...... DAMN
Thats Bullshit!

Saturday, September 03, 2005

Just kicking soda

I am getting ready for people to find out about the man I really am. It's cool but I can't believe they really want to make a movie about a nigga like me.
Man I hope this shit really takes off maybe I can stop Jacking folks and be on the rail like squares be doing.

This typing shit is new but I am going to make it a thing to get this shit down. I don't really be knowing what to type here but I think this will be fun maybe I could put my toolery notes on this mother fucker.

Them dooty brothers is crazy and they are mad fun and cool. Maybe I could have a book out like squares be doing. They say the soundtrack to the movie they done made about me is cool. I ain't heard none yet though.

My website jiggaboojones.com is down because them dudes in New Orleans is fucked up right now. I hope it is up soon.

I think I maybe slowing down in the life of street taskin.
What up yo! I hope this is somthing.